Why are you even here?
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I pray to God I’m never at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Amen
I was just saying this
Or my friends
(via narizzle)
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OKAY so I saw this a few days ago and was like “whatever” but then I smashed my phone in a car door, had to clean up some dead baby bunnies in my yard, and have just generally NOT had a good week. I’m fucking spooked and I’m reblogging this twice to get the universe to stop.
I ignored this too and then i got kicked out of my house. Also reblogging twice.
Cant take no fuckin chances🙅🏽♀️
(via crumpledworld)
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Update I just got an opportunity to make exactly $115 and i’m not kidding so like. Reblog to make $115.
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Some Observations of the Signs
(This is from my perspective as a Sagittarius, btw)
Aries:
- Reckless and crazy (for fun)
- Just wants to DO something
- Low-key sweetheart
Taurus:
- Stares
- Unreadable
- Wants to inform you of everything
Gemini:
- Deceptively shy
- Easily distracted
- May be plotting your death
Cancer:
- Crab apple
- Loves you a lot but sometimes way too much
- Signature awkwardness
Leo:
- Says the most outlandish things
- Loves sex or just not wearing clothes
- Actually a kitten who wants love
Virgo:
- Loves movies
- Meticulous
- Sooooo critical
Libra:
- Watches weird shit on YouTube
- Has to be right
- Always there for you
Scorpio:
- Will cut a bitch with that tongue
- Doesn’t give a FUCK…
- Then cries in secret
Sagittarius:
- Unapologetically weird
- Wants to be everyone’s friend
- No filter
Capricorn:
- Has word vomit bc observant af
- Indifferent to most things
- Always gets things done
Aquarius:
- Innovative af
- Likes unusual things and people
- Doesn’t always listen
Pisces:
- Off in LaLaLand 24/7
- Gullible
- Fragile bb
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Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight
BITCH I REBLOGGED THIS AT 4AM AND SOME FIT GUY FROM MY HOMETOWN SLID INTO MY DMS at 11PM LIKE GIRL HONESTLY iM
Can the miracle be that I actually fall asleep at a reasonable time
I’m starting to feel like that miracle is falling into a deep sleep and actually waking up rested. Bless this post.
A miracle?
I don’t care how big or small I want one
I would like and could use a small miracle
MY MIRACLE WAS FUCKING AMAZING AND YEAH IT WAS TONIGHT INSTEAD OF LAST NIGHT BUT STILL
IT WORKED, PLEASE DO THIS YOU LITERLALLY HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE
It worked…I had a long convo with someone I missed.
I need a miracle
I would love a miracle
I would take a very small miracle. Just a little something nice.
(via narizzle)
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BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE:
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